my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake
unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)
*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me
depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk
getting ready for school in the morning:
sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before
the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes I just don’t feel like interacting with people.
my new hobby is putting english sentences into google translate, rearranging the chinese characters, and seeing what they translate back to
disney x harry potter is very important to me
still not over how perfect the sorting is
How to make comics
My first vine
MY ULTIMATE CREATION
I don’t care if you’ve ever seen the show before or not but you need to watch this clip.
This is the best screw up ever.
this kills the wayne
this is my favorite moment in whose line history
Always reblog. Always
My cute little front ensemble plays the Gravity Falls theme. :’) (ignore the weird blur in the beginning)
that was awesome
this delights me