i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life
seeing the selfie of someone you hate
submission by: anonymous
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
i want to punch him
[incontrollable noises of want]
The Promised Land
OOOOHHHHHH MYYY GOOOOODDD
I want to die there *~*
9.02 | 9.11
"Whatcha thinkin’ bout?"
"Stars and stuff"
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
Gemini, it’s not cool when….
yongguk standing first and right away at the end of the CL&Hyori stage.
Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out